Jackkkk

Wed Jul 6

Bitching

I hate having to wear t-shirts and shorts. I hate sweating while I’m sitting doing nothing. I hate bugs. I hate turning my pillow over a million times hoping for a cold side. I hate spending money on AC. I hate the heat of summer. #IWANTFALL #IWANTSNOWSTORMSINJULY

Fri Jun 24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naCsa6-gQnI

I just found this. I don’t know which I like more, the incident or the name. Posted this specifically for Paulcalypse

Fri Jun 10

The more legs an insect has, the more I feel like it has an agenda. #Fuckcentipedes

bonnenuitmaman: ktannie: paulgolm: Dots! (Taken with Instagram at Cedar Point Amusement Park)  I’ve never eaten these in my life, ever. Somebody tell me, are they worth it? Not at all. ‘spensive! Worth it. They’re ice cream but in the shape of dots. Nuff said. Beautiful pic of the banana split flavor here Paul.

bonnenuitmaman:

ktannie:

paulgolm:

Dots! (Taken with Instagram at Cedar Point Amusement Park)

 I’ve never eaten these in my life, ever. Somebody tell me, are they worth it?

Not at all. ‘spensive!

Worth it. They’re ice cream but in the shape of dots. Nuff said. Beautiful pic of the banana split flavor here Paul.

Wed Jun 8

Motivated by the boredom of summer and pop-punk music

I just ran the furthest I’ve ever run in my life. A record breaking 7 miles. I kind of reek, but I can’t take a shower yet. It wouldn’t “take”, as George Costanza might say. I just have to add 20 to that by October. 

Sun Jun 5

Grand Rapids Marathon training starts today! Fuck you October, I’m coming for ya’. 

paulgolm: Open (Taken with instagram) I’m there! I want to hear your mom call Tim a wuss again!

paulgolm:

Open (Taken with instagram)

I’m there! I want to hear your mom call Tim a wuss again!

Thu Jun 2

CAFFEINE MINI HEART ATTACKS! 

“Faded stickers and crumpled flyers, they’ve become the reminder that there’s an anthem in us, that fits the flag we’ve flown for years.”

I’ve had this stuck in my head for 3 weeks now. That’s not annoying to me in any way. It just makes me want to buy a new skateboard.

Tue May 24

New job

I wear a tie to work everyday now. It’s sooooo weird, but kind of cool while I’m there. But when I walk into any other place on the way to or from work, I feel like a complete tool. Oh, and why do 55 year old women at the orientation for the same job as you act like COMPLETE know-it-alls? I noticed it in class over the years as well. If you are a girl, I will dislike you when you are 55.