July 2011
1 post
Bitching
I hate having to wear t-shirts and shorts. I hate sweating while I’m sitting doing nothing. I hate bugs. I hate turning my pillow over a million times hoping for a cold side. I hate spending money on AC. I hate the heat of summer. #IWANTFALL #IWANTSNOWSTORMSINJULY
June 2011
8 posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naCsa6-gQnI
I just found this. I don’t know which I like more, the incident or the name. Posted this specifically for Paulcalypse
The more legs an insect has, the more I feel like it has an agenda. #Fuckcentipedes
Motivated by the boredom of summer and pop-punk...
I just ran the furthest I’ve ever run in my life. A record breaking 7 miles. I kind of reek, but I can’t take a shower yet. It wouldn’t “take”, as George Costanza might say. I just have to add 20 to that by October.
Grand Rapids Marathon training starts today! Fuck you October, I’m coming for ya’.
CAFFEINE MINI HEART ATTACKS!
“Faded stickers and crumpled flyers, they’ve become the reminder that there’s an anthem in us, that fits the flag we’ve flown for years.”
I’ve had this stuck in my head for 3 weeks now. That’s not annoying to me in any way. It just makes me want to buy a new skateboard.
May 2011
6 posts
New job
I wear a tie to work everyday now. It’s sooooo weird, but kind of cool while I’m there. But when I walk into any other place on the way to or from work, I feel like a complete tool. Oh, and why do 55 year old women at the orientation for the same job as you act like COMPLETE know-it-alls? I noticed it in class over the years as well. If you are a girl, I will dislike you when you are...
Fall asleep standin', lie up in your bed
Fuck man. I hate having to bitch about travel because I seem to a lot, but yesterday I traveled for 20 hours straight. I didn’t sleep a wink on the plane either because they had an OnDemand thing with The Office, Simpsons, 30 Rock, Curb, and movies. I was almost stranded in London because I had 20 pounds and saw a panini stand. As I was writing that I just potentially got a job working for...
SPAIN
Spain has been very cool so far. I’ve spent the last few days with my Dad and Uncle, and now just my Dad. I’ll be home in 2 days.
Highlights- Inappropriate jokes, Spanish, food, GELATO, boats, jogging in the mountains, beach, breakfast buffet, and hilarious public nudity by the natives.
Lowlights- #IWantWrestling
I should be out looking for a job, instead I...
24 hours of driving in the past 48. Also, 5 hours of sleep. I had fun at the shows. However, I hate everything and will continue to do so until I get some decent sleep.
Four state drive
B+ in my Spanish capstone. Ran 4 miles today. All bragging, yet undeniably impressive. Also, wrestling one of independent wrestling’s finest on Saturday.
Wouldn't have it any other way
-So Osama died. I really didn’t know the guy well enough to comment on this.
-I graduated Saturday. Now it’s Monday and I have absolutely nothing to do. My main goal for today was to eat tacos, and I already did that. Now nothing to do until Saturday.
-Saturday and Sunday I’ll be wrestling in Pennsylvania. Haven’t slept on a floor in a while, so I’m pretty...
April 2011
7 posts
Today is the last time I’ll have to step into a classroom…ever. Ever. I ate about 20 Snickers minis in celebration last night, and now my stomach feels like death. Worth it.
http://www.wtvr.com/wtvr-tsa-under-fire-after-6yearold-gets-pat-down-20110413,0,7175672.story
Out of control
Mosquito in your coffee is a terrible way to start a day.
And you’re still alive,
and I’m still getting by
on these dead-end streets
the ghosts of you and me
Show today
My postsecret
I work out, not to get in better shape, but so I can eat twice as much as anyone else. 3 servings at Mongolian BBQ proves it.
It’s noon thirty and I can hardly keep my eyes open. I just want to lay in bed and watch Cheers all day. Diane is such a great character. Better than my HST professor.
I’m just a six hour drive from one of my most important matches of about 200. Just waiting on my ride, then I’ll be headed down to Louisville for OVW. Nervous? Excited? I don’t know, I’m sitting in my boxers eating Cap’n Crunch.
March 2011
18 posts
Los Aztecas is a lifesaver
I have seen an abundance of girls crying on campus in recent weeks. I have also seen many Black ‘n Mild tips laying on campus grounds lately. Still trying to make the correlation…
Last night I got a card from my Grandma with 10 dollars in it. It was really nice of her, but deep down I wished it was Mexican food. After a shower, I’m gonna turn that 10 dollars into Mexican food. #I’mgonnagogetwhatIwant
2 great weekends with some of my better matches yet. Kissed some babies. One gave me a BK crown today. I also dropped an F bomb in front of a little kid and his mother. I’ll never quite grow up.
Train up Paul Golm. I just got my fourth badge in Pokemon Black, and there are no signs of slowing down. I’ll have a Krookodile by the time we battle. #Gamefuckin’on
4 mile run justifies a breakfast of Bagel Bites and Hershey’s IMO. Probably should have been working on my paper due later today instead though. #Senioritis
Trying to write a 2000 word paper for philosophy. It was going great until I found Demetri Martin’s Twitter…
“After decades, still no sign of a humble rapper.”
“When she asked me if I wanted S’mores I said, “No thanks, I don’t want N’more.” It got quiet. That’s when I knew we would not be having sex.”
“Never be less...
I was recently discussing how 4 year graduation is outdated with all of the weird requirements needed nowadays. Looking at the free electives I have that do nothing to help me graduate, I could have done it in 3 and a half if I didn’t take some of these bizarre classes. They don’t count toward my major whatsoever.
-Intro to business
-Arabic 101, 102, and 201
-Public speaking
...
No reason for this post.
When I shower and wash my face, I have an incredible urge to open my eyes. Anytime I do, soap gets in my eyes and they burn for like 10 minutes. Nothing more to say about it other than it sucks.
I used to love reading ‘postsecret’. My favorite was “I feel like I use way too much toilet paper. The problem is, I’ll never know.”
All my past mistakes and every wasted day, I...
Spent all weekend with Matt and B. Friday a ton of us went to the GAY BAR. Matt and I couldn’t tell which bathroom was the men’s. There was an open door with toilets and a guy with a nice rack shirtless, so we just kept going in there until Matt got yelled at. Woops, wrong one! Fell asleep on B’s couch and was woken up by the cutest/skinniest dog.
Next day Matt, B, Tina, and Rob...
I woke up spooning with a dog. Probably the best way to start a day.
'Sup Big Haircut
Got a haircut. My hair is shorter than it’s been since starting college.
My head is fine! Doctor said I should have gotten staples 3 months ago, but too late now. At least I got to catch up on People mag. Waste of 25 dollars and an hour.
Getting my head looked at tomorrow. I really probably should have 3 months ago when the injury occurred, but whatever. On the plus side, I’ve learned how to schedule doctor appointments.
The ‘Phant kills Theodoric the Goth. #eatshitstevedave
Commentary on growing up
timyok:
jackyboy:
Just finished filing my taxes, and now thinking about making a resume. All adulty. What happened to the days of throwing change at car windshields while driving, cheating on tests, and staying up until 5 am to see blurred out boobs on the E channel? Those things actually all sound great. Screw this resume…Is Wild On E still on the air?
“Bridge May be Spicy”
Mel
Commentary on growing up
Just finished filing my taxes, and now thinking about making a resume. All adulty. What happened to the days of throwing change at car windshields while driving, cheating on tests, and staying up until 5 am to see blurred out boobs on the E channel? Those things actually all sound great. Screw this resume…Is Wild On E still on the air?
I should really stop with the Advil PM
3 crazy dreams in the past 3 nights.
1. Steve Dave and I were driving around drunk in a jeep with army helmets and were pulled over. We had no idea why.
2. I wrestled in the fieldhouse on campus. Had 3 matches and was only paid in pocket change and Jet’s pizza coupons.
3. My mom was pregnant and I was to have another baby brother. This dream also starred a talking dog that wanted to...
It's a perfect day for doing the unstuck
-I just ran 4 miles. Again, bragging, but you try it. It’s as difficult as finding a dry spot on my shirt.
-Sometimes a song can describe your mood for the day perfectly. If anyone asks me how I’m doing today, I’ll tell them I’m ‘Doing the Unstuck’.
-I feel like I’m 18. Haven’t felt like that since I was 16. This weekend should be a blast. As...
February 2011
14 posts
The past few days have been great. Had such a fun night last night, then a great time at the show in Fort Wayne tonight. The crowd is fantastic. However, Mike just killed my mood. I love taking a shower when I get home, but he had to take a 45 minute dump (no exaggeration whatsoever), and now he’s taking a shower. Mikey likes it, he really likes it…I do not.
Going down south, to dream another dream
Louisville next saturday.
Some kid tried to grade my pop-quiz incorrectly in Philosophy today. They were true-false questions, and I had 3 right that he marked as wrong. I confronted him about it, but not as strongly as I would have preferred. So stupid.
I am going home tomorrow so I can eat good food. Saturday I am going to a play in Grand Rapids. Sunday I wrestle in Ft. Wayne.
I am officially graduating in April! I know I said I love winter, but the roads in Allendale are unacceptable today. They’ve had all day to plow/salt, but there is sludge all over the roads. They are worse than the day after snowpocalypse. The latter is more important than the former today.
I slept with my window open last night. Savoring it while I can. I’m not ready for spring.
Yesterday, my knee got messed up so near the end of the match I had to take my boot off to check on it. As I was going through the curtain with my boot in my hand, a chubby kid with a Cena shirt ran up to me and I tried to give him a high five. He had no interest in the high five, and asked me if he could have my sock. A picture of this incident is on my facebook, only topped by the pic of me...
I’ve busted myself open in Manitou. Blood on my papers and jeans. THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
Index finger on pressed lips...
I was at Barnes and Noble today, trying to read Jericho’s new book in one sitting so I wouldn’t have to spend money on it. I tucked myself into a corner of the store where I figured no one would go. Craft books and some sports books were the only things near, yet people kept standing right next to me looking for books. I am really trying to be more patient with people lately, so I did...
I ran.
I’ve never seen it, but I hear Jersey Shore is all about their GTL: Gym, Tan, and Laundry. That’s cool, all cool things. It’s a little different here in the Midwest though. I’m quite a bit more into GTFO: Gym, Tan, Florist, Over-eat… #fucksnooki