Wed
Mar
23
Trying to write a 2000 word paper for philosophy. It was going great until I found Demetri Martin’s Twitter…
“After decades, still no sign of a humble rapper.”
“When she asked me if I wanted S’mores I said, “No thanks, I don’t want N’more.” It got quiet. That’s when I knew we would not be having sex.”
“Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.”
“I think a cocky thing to do would be to act like you’re sleeping when you’re riding on a roller coaster.”
Back to work!
